Archive | 8:26 pm

so ridiculous

6 Feb

Pathetic, really…when my level of distraction gets to a point that I need to take the term “bathroom break” quite literally.  I’m not allowed to use the facilities until I make it through another 30 slides.  Feels like I’m on a bad road trip.

I have a four-hour exam tomorrow.  If I can pass after being in a oxycodone + acetaminophen (which is NOT a Non-Steroidal Anti-Inflammatory Drug)-induced coma for the last ten days, I might pee in my pants out of excitement (which would be sad since I’ve been wearing the same pair over and over again…it’s the easiest one to put on one-handed).  How’s that for a “bathroom break.”  I don’t even know what that means…