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scandalous

7 Feb

Today an elderly vet nearly hit me with his new scooter.

Me,¬†amiably: “You trying to run me over, sir?”

Him, sans dentures: “Doll face, if I was trying to run you over, I would have, and then I would give you mouth-to-mouth for FOUR HOURS!

As John said, you can’t make this shit up.

And then my encephalopathic patient kissed me. ¬†I’d like to think he was just showing his appreciation for the 6 liters of fluid we drained out of his abdomen yesterday.